How to Please your Mistress
As Mistress Kalyss Mercury is Goddess incarnate in this cute little planet, you may show your devotion in the following ways:
Performing Tasks: Mistress is a very busy woman as such there are always miscellaneous little tasks to be performed for promoting efficiency in My life. For example: slaves may be required to pick up Mistress's dry cleaning, or to polish Her shoes and leather equipment.
Services: Outside of domestic tasks, Mistress often requires extra services that may not be on a regular basis. For example: Giving Mistress a foot massage when it suits Her (how about 5am when She comes home from a night of clubbing, or picking Her up from the airport upon Her arrival in your city or helping Her with one of Her creative projects.
Outings and Pampering: As a cultured woman, I love concerts, museums, performances, cinema, theatre, and of course good conversation and gourmet food. When I am not too busy with other social engagements and work, Mistress loves going on outings. So be aware of pop and cultural events and invite Mistress out. You will find an ongoing weblog about events She would like to attend, check it regularly as events change as Mistress travels. If you have any suggestions for outings, Mistress is more than happy to hear you out.
Also, I am an Incarnate Goddess I appreciate physical beauty treatments. My regular beauty routine includes massages, pedicure, manicure, hair color and treatment, facials, waxing, etc. As you are the direct beneficiary of these routines, it's only logical that you contribute to the cost of having them done (or do them yourself, if you are properly trained). Mistress loves day spas and relaxation retreats. So if you want to impress Mistress, research the spas in your area so you can offer to take Mistress on a pampering outing.
Gifts: Obviously, many slaves want to give gifts to Mistress, yet, they know that Mistress is a woman of refined yet eccentric tastes. They wouldn't want to get Mistress a useless gift, or worse (!) offend Mistress by getting Her a fashion item of poor taste (Mistress knows some little pets can be appalling with fashion sense). So here is a list of ideas for gifts that Mistress enjoys, the stores She likes, and online gift registries where She has a wish-list.
Ideas for Gifts
Clothes, lingerie, shoes / boots and fetish gear
It is best if I go with you so I can try them on (besides, you get a chance to be my "foot slave", a bit of public humiliation, or get a perve while Mistress tries on all different outfits). But if I don't have time to go with you, my sizes are:
| Australia | Europe | USA / Canada |
UK | cm | inches | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoes / Boots | 8.5 - 9 | 42 | 10 | 7.5 | 26 | 10.25 |
| Shirts and Tops | 10 | varies* | 6 | 8 | - | - |
| Dresses and Skirts | 12 | varies* | 8 | 10 | - | - |
| Knickers | M | M | M | M | - | - |
| Bras | 12C | 75C | 34C | 34C | - | - |
| Corsets | 22 inches, Long styles preferred (under bust to hip bone: 10 inches) | |||||
* Note that size varies between countries. For the exact size for your country, check this external size chart.
Dolls
I collect dolls. My favourites are the collector edition Barbies, Disney characters (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, etc.), and comic book / cartoon action figures (Matrix, Sailor Moon, etc.). But please note, I like the glamorous artistic style ones. Don't go getting me some $10 Malibu Barbie from the local supermarket.
Fetish and erotic photography books
Not porn - ART!
Jewellery
It doesn't have to be gold and diamonds (though I won't complain if I get them). Sterling silver, lead crystal (Swarovski), or even costume jewellery is fine as long as it's tasteful. Styles I like: Gypsy, Indian, bohemian, medieval (gothic), Moroccan, whatever is exotic and unusual. (Note, I do wear pierced earrings and my ring size is medium, 2 inches circumference approximately. I am a 6-foot Amazon Goddess, so it's only logical that tiny rings and bracelets won't fit me).
Pampering and beauty
Every day Mistress goes through a rigorous beauty routine, so She loves luscious beauty products. But chose carefully, since Mistress only uses the most natural products, organic preferred. Hand-made soaps, body lotions, exfoliating scrubs, essential oils (bath and massage), face lotions and make-up of course.
Favourite Brands: Origins, MiEssence, Avalon, A'lchemy, Mukti, Lavera, Pure Earth, Dr. Hauschka (check your local Organic food store for local brands).
Exotic gourmet foods
Mistress only eats the best quality food, when going out or at home. Caviar, smoked salmon, marinated goat's or sheep's cheese, organic produce (fresh berries, exotic fruits), sun-dried tomatoes, artichokes and other marinated vegetables, the list goes on. If you really want to know your Mistress' tastes for food, She can accompany you on a gourmet foods shopping trip.
NOTE! Mistress does not eat foods containing WHEAT (flour), so most bread and pasta products are out of the menu.
Technology / Gadgets
Computer accessories always come in handy (if you are the nerdy type, you can easily help me keep my computer updated with the latest software for photo and video editing, memory, etc).
BDSM Equipment
I have a lot of equipment, but there's always room for exotic whips and fun sex toys (Pyrex dildos are works of art!).
MKM's Favorite Shops
If you can't decide, you can always get Mistress a gift from one of Her favourite shops. That way if She doesn't like what you get Her, it will be easy for Her to find something else in the shop to exchange it to. Some of these even allow you to shop online.
| Agent Provocateur | Puimond | Stormy Leather | Blowfish |
| Coco De Mer | Dark Garden | Sinthetex | Extreme Restraints |
| Honey Birdette | Fairy Goth Mother | AMF Korsets | Disasterpiece |